You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...