A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...