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How To Give Your Cat a Pill
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There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
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The 5th floor!
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
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A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
If a frog parks.
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It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...