Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...