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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
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Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
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A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
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She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
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