Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
play bingo
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A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.