Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...