How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
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Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
A really Corny Joke
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Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...