Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....