Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...