There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Where would you put an injured insect?
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The woman is on fire
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One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Bigfoot
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Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
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