Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...