Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...