Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...