Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...