Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...