Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.