Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...