Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...