Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...