A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...