Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...