Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...