Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...