Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...