Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...