“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...