Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...