The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...