Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...