How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!