Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.