Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....