You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...