What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...