Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...