She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!