Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...