Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Avoiding Wrong Career Riddle
How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...