What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...