Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...