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Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
One day Confucious say…
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Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...