Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...