The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...