Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...