What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
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Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
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If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
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10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
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Make my own bed
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Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
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The couple and the shoe salesman.
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