Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...