If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...