Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
An old occupation
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New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...