How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...